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James Youd
Every group of friends has ‘The Runt’. The one person that everyone picks on and takes the piss out of. It’s all good-natured banter of course, just that little more often. In our group, Jordan was the runt, then Rob for a bit.
Youd is the precise opposite. I don’t know if it’s a common thing in other social groups, but I call it ‘The Stud’. Youd was most certainly ‘The Stud’ of Leedsmeup. And with good reason....
Youd was like Marmite’s cooler older brother whom Everyone loved. He would pull a girl, then deem her a slut because he was able to do it so easily, instantly become bored with the whole situation and fuck off home for a hefty wank. If ever his interest could be held for longer than a quick smooch between sips of his turd ferguson, he’d bring her back to the house. If she refused to sleep with him he’d face push her out the door into a waiting taxi, but if she agreed he’d give a her a couple of tickets to his main attraction (His Naked Arse Dance) then fall asleep, leaving her truly perplexed at what had just occurred.
Mr. Youd... To you, and all who sail you!
