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Lisa Burns
There was a time when having grown weary of our constant worship, Youd told us to fuck off and praise someone else. So we did.
For a period of months the choice was between Michelle and Lisa, with their followers calling themselves either “Ball Boys” or “Burns Victims” respectively.
Lisa was on the periphery of the group for the most part and didn’t come out massively, but when she did we loved her.
Rob loved her too, loads. He even drove her to the shops on the morning before his court date for drink driving. I think she even ended up being the last person he drove before they took his licence off him.
Rob’s status as Head Burns Victim not withstanding, Lisa is a total Jewish Princess and sat with Martin Scorcese at the BAFTAs one year.
Plus she’s easy on the eye despite looking a bit like one of the Riddlers.
