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Oscar Night - Brought to you by Gazz Wood -
Welcome to the 75th Annual Academy Awards. All sorts of stars a starlettes making the effort, walking up the red carpet in their glitz and glamour. The press forever shouting 'Who are you wearing?'. This occasion is not lost on LMU, we got together in the House Of Trouser and watched it on TV.
Any award show needs some sad fuckers watching it, and this year we were among them. Doritos, Pringles, Haribo, Pepsi and beer were purchased. People were invited. Nate Camponi, Jordan Barber, Fiona Thomson and of course TheWorm and I were there. One person who was not present was the ever lovely Youd. The Man had been away in The 'Dam and couldn't make it back for the show. Shambles if you ask me. In any case it took the Oscars ages to come, since it started early in the morning cuz of the lousy time zone difference. I think we should share time, but it seems the sun and his lot disagree with me.
Watching the winners collect their awards and watching the losers try not to look really pissed off, we downed our drinks and ate Jordan's Haribo because it was nice. I had a bet on certain awards, but no one would take me up on those bets so I didn't win a damn thing. I could've too, since I had Jamie Foxx for Best Actor, Clint Eastwood for Best Director and Million Dollar Baby for Best Picture. Could of made a cool £1.50. But it was not to be. We sent Jordan out for Takeaway and then made fun of his massive lego head and sausage neck. We were having so much fun we kept doing it when he got back, once he'd given us our food and change mind.
In honour of the awards we all took the stand and each did a personal Oscar stance. I think mine's the best. Then, in honour of Youd, we all did The Face at Natalie Portman.
She's well fit.