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The actual night started off as any other, we all got really pissed. Good start. The first venue was the Hyde Park Pub. This was the meeting place, even though there were only actually 6 people who met here! The rest were either stoned or, on the fucking motorway! To be totally honest my memory of this is a little blurred, I beat some people on the pool table…. I think I humped Jordan for a while, then got another drink. Err Gemma phoned me, said… something, then we left.
The gang were re-united when we were greeted by ‘ The Two Gemmas, n … Stacey. In Gemma’s (must have been) car. All fully kitted in our red hoodies, and me in my homemade blonde wig, gradually one by one made our way to the next venue ‘The Library’ pub. It was here that the night fully kicked off! Fiona arrived, didn’t get the joke, and Caleb was harassed by a gay. (I thought we’d have all got used to it after working with Fiona for a week!)
After swiftly being kicked out (On our arse’s from ‘The Library’ (Mmm, Youd’s arse!)) The only place left seemed to be the only place suggested to us by someone ((probably someone shit) (Gazz)) The Dry Dock!
And yep! Without doubt, the Dry Dock turned out to be just as shit as the person suggesting it. Not letting this put him off; TheWorm proceeded dramatically, (and amazingly uncharacteristically) to get the drinks in. Seeing as the only people to Arrive were him, the two Gemmas, and…. Stacey, he seemed confident to score. Oh TheWorm! A >£15 round was on the cards! However he handled it with ease, not flinching for a second! After all, I had until Midnight to get as drunk as humanely possible, t’was quite a challenge.
After another two double vodkas, 4 shots, and two bottles of ‘W.K.D’ I was there! And a full 5 seconds before the time limit!
I’m afraid because of this I’m probably the wrong person to write up this event, especially seeing as its only 30 minutes after I got home, however I’m going well so far. Errrrrrrrrrrrrr I reckon I probably to make a fool of myself. It’s quite safe to say the shirt came off, someone PROBABLY licked at least one of my nipples, and Youd asked at least one very very attractive girl what she wears to the gym.
HOLD ON! Did someone get off with Fiona?! Shitting hell! That’s right up there with Gazz and Mrs.Worm, Youd and Grandma Worm, and the rest of the blocked memories.
WAS LEX THERE!? Why the fuck was Lex there? I definitely remember hugging her, and I remember the warm hug against my leg… It must have been her. And I got off with Youd didn’t I? Haha, Yes!
We agreed to meet on Wednesday for… somethingorother, tune in to find out more. Everyone hugged everyone before the girl’s left; Gemma was carried half way across the car park (That’ll be turned into an Olympic event in 3 years.) Then I carried Gazz even further across the car park. ((( (Almost three times the weight of Gemma) (And definitely 5 times the size!) (Next Year’s Olympic Games, Scottish Qualifiers (Shirtless) ))). I seem to remember being extremely upset that the car was leaving, and chased it down to ‘Creation’. Or maybe that was just because Gazz said ‘Shall we chase it?’ Knowing full well that no one would apart from me!
Of course after this came the evening ritual of chasing Jordan around the Car Park for half an hour, only this time TheWorm’s honour was stripped away as he fell on some mud. Left dwelling in his own self pity for twenty minutes, only aided by ‘some girl’ and ‘some other dude’, TheWorm’s Knee was shot, dreaming of a chance to make up for it on Wednesday as he was given a chance to catch up to Gazz and Caleb.