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Sean’s Birthday - Brought to you by Gazz Wood -
Once more I find myself in the presence of Leg.Ends. To explain, a Leg.End is someone who was once a member of LeedsMeUp: Live From New York Street, which is last years LMU website. Incidentally you can find the original LeedsMeUp via the button to the left there. The yellow one. [N.B. No you can’t]
Sean and Oli are both Leg.Ends of the highest order and also have the basis for a very successful sitcom in their house, seeing as Sean is a gay and Oli is a womanising player from Dahn Sahf. I'd watch that show, if not just to see how Sean decorated the place. In any case, since Sean recently turned 21 it was time for his birthday celebration. A house party was the setting for this and, when Mr Youd and myself (Gazz) arrived at about half ten we assumed the thing would be in full swing. No such luck. Seems that the promise of a hot tub in Sean's bedroom was an unfulfilled one, since the delivery driver took one look at Sean and Oli and took the fucking thing right back to the depot, no questions answered.
Shame really, because TheWorm was planning on showing up after work and I was hoping Oli would pull/push/force him into the hot tub, just for laughs. Sadly this was not to be and the party, small scale though it turned out to be, was pretty decent. Of course I spent a large portion of my time in the kitchen, as is required at a house party, talking to a dirty R.E teacher and some gays. There were more gays than a little at this shindig which in hindsight is hardly surprising.
The other Oli, from Brum, was mashed out his face so bad that he chewed his lip open.
One of Real Oli's mates, Ginge, had his mate Steve smash him in the dome with a beer can on the bus ride up so he had a decent cut on his forehead and an amusing story to tell.
Once TheWorm did show up, after he had given Sean his gift of a Pink Lighter and after I'd helped finish off the Lamvino Blush pink champagne, the party started to wind down so we fucked off home.
Coming across a fruit machine graveyard was a touch freaksome, but we soon got over it.