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Dan’s BBQ - Brought to you by Gazz Wood -
Sometimes necessity dictates that you must make sacrifices in order to survive. Since we have no food in the House of Trouser, we must seek it out elsewhere.
When Dan 'Circus' hits us up to come to his BBQ in the park we can't turn it down. Sure, it's gonna be him and us... and Fiona, but it's also gonna be free food. Or so we thought.
TheWorm has certain moral issues concerning free food, so we can't just show up and eat. No, we have to make a contribution. Myself (Gazz) Youd and TheWorm are all at various stages in their financial situation, so each of us would have to take to something different. Youd went for burgers, cobs and beer, Worm took loads of fizzy drinks and I took sausages. We needn't have bothered because Dan made his own burgers, which were massive, but as I say TheWorm has moral issues with free food so we were again dictated to by necessity.
Fiona showed, with a Wilko's BBQ and Charcoal briquettes, but no fire lighters or lighter fluid. Therefore, no fire. We tried everything, paper, card and I even emptied half a can of Lynx on the damn thing to no avail. Lousy freaking waste of space BBQ.
Fiona's wankness not withstanding, we sent them off to get a disposable and, with my expert pyro skills, we got the party started.
The food was nice, the company was... all right, and even when the sun sheened on it was still pretty warm.
Quick kick about with a deflated football, few sausages and some stubby beers we parted company and I rented Die Hard.
Perfect.