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During times of hardship, I’ve always felt the best way is to just tell it how it is.
Which is why I don’t mind telling you that at 23:00 this evening, Gazz said to me “TheWorm, I need a new article from you to go up by tomorrow”, and I drew a blank. I really do have nothing interesting to say. After the appeal of Youd, there’re only so many things you can talk about in this house. At a loss, I turned to the question in hand. ‘How did TheWorm get so money’ If Gazz was gonna be sucking my cock for the whole evening, why cant I join in?
The question was, where do I get the balls to talk to girls in bars?
My first thought was, eh?! Was that directed at me? Aren’t I, TheWorm? Who told him that?
However lately, I do have to agree with Gazz, I have been talking to girls in bars a lot more. In fact, the last (I cant even count them) times we’ve been out I’ve always spoken to someone.
My initial thought was it’s easy, just get really drunk!
Thinking about the last pound a pint night… I’m not saying it was why I did it, but alcohol probably played some part in showing a girl my best dirty paedophile impression, as I claimed she had a nice cock. And you could argue it was good reasoning, for why I asked two girls to dance dirtily on a table, with resident Lego-man Jordan. However I’d say that was just out of pity. (With Youd around, none of us get a look in).
However, the latest dash of Worm’s ‘accused’ suaveness came from being completely sober. This begs the question, or riddle then. Of how he can waltz (Dancing lessons) up to a stranger (I’d met her once) and strike a conversation? And such a good looking stranger at that.
Well… I’ve deduced a few things, it makes no difference how good looking the girl is, if she’s nice, friendly, and talkative it’s easy keep the fire going.
This leaves the question, how to get it started? My answer to this? An angle. That’s all I need. I decide what I’m going to start with, and go in from there. This obviously at times has to be slightly more sophisticated than ‘nice cock’, but that really depends on the class of the lady.
This is kind of like a line, but lines are much more thought out, and end up being a hell of a lot cheesier. If you see a girl, and something about her interests you enough to want to talk to her, I’d just start with that.
However if the thing that interests you is that she has a nice cock, then just forget it, and slowly walk away.