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Youd Appeal - Brought to you by James Wormald -
For the most of us, the female gender is a mysterious section of an already puzzling species. However for YOUD, the women of this world are surprisingly not as much of an unusual commodity.
For it can be said that ‘YOUD lover-lover man’ loves a bit of it!
While YOUD’s appeal to the opposite sex is always apparent, its not just restricted to his bitches. The men are all falling over their own huge cocks just to get a slice of YOUD too! Seriously, I’ve seen it happen, it’s not pretty.
The vast levels of ‘YOUD appeal’ stretch past his own gender, even past his own species. I swear, I’ve seen it happen. Pigeon’s cross the road with mindless disregard for their own safety, just to get close to YOUD. It’s amazing, feathers everywhere! Sure that pigeon’s personal outcome of ‘YOUD appeal’ was fatal. However I’m sure, that in those final, sexy moments, being close to YOUD, he had a boner the size of… another, smaller pigeon.
The truth is… I don’t know the truth, it’s a mystery to me, YOUD’S dirty, raw, sexual magnetism sees no boundaries. Of course, with absolutely everyone after him, it gets quite tiring. Therefore, he has a system, YOUD’S system you might call it. It happens instinctively, it really is a joy to gaze upon.
In order to weed out the lesser competitors he gets a rapport going with a woman/man/beast, then somehow, through sheer genius he somehow manages to show them a picture of his cock, and kills it!
Well it’s usually a picture of his cock, sometimes it’s his talk of ‘ragging them round’ on the end of his (at this point) recognisable cock.
Or possibly asking what they wear to the gym, then questioning exactly how sweaty they get whilst there.
Or, if he can’t be bothered with that, it’s just a “umm oh ahh umm slsisiahh uomm o MUNJ!”
Oh YOUD!